Gastrointestinal fashion show

Denim Diapers

Beyond creepy.

Snuggie for dogs

Keeps YOU warm and YOUR paws free. You know, so YOU can still knit on the couch. Cat, hamster, bird, snake, and tropical fish Snuggies coming soon. You’ll love them.

Beware deadly air fresheners

But c’mon, flameless candles are nothing new.

One man’s cute is another man’s Cujo

Feng Shui, your way, when you want it

Because nothing says Feng Shui like “USB.” Except for “shielded energy case.”

First he lost Dawn, then 103 lbs.

But somehow “Eat Free for Three Weeks” seems like the wrong message in this context.