Keeps YOU warm and YOUR paws free. You know, so YOU can still knit on the couch. Cat, hamster, bird, snake, and tropical fish Snuggies coming soon. You’ll love them.
But c’mon, flameless candles are nothing new.
Because nothing says Feng Shui like “USB.” Except for “shielded energy case.”
But somehow “Eat Free for Three Weeks” seems like the wrong message in this context.