Reading with Scissors

April 25, 2009

Mr. Twinkie’s House

Mr. Dewar could never have known, living in his Oak Park bungalow, the significance of his invention. If only Mr. Twinkie had married Mrs. Slinky, she could have hyphenated her name to Slinky-Twinkie.

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April 20, 2009

Sand Castle Bundt Cake Pan

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 6:44 am

The beach is nice. Cake is nice. Sand is nice. Sugar is nice. Now you can have it all.

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April 16, 2009

Shotgun-shell thermos. And humidor.

Trekkies have their chair. Gun lovers have this stuff: shotgun-shell thermoses and humidors. (From the King Ranch Saddle Shop catalog, Kingsville, TX–where else?)

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April 11, 2009

Mott’s Apple-Flavored Apple Sauce

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:35 pm

First we take apple sauce. Then we add Granny Smith puree concentrate. Whaddya’ suppose Granny Smith puree concentrate is, exactly?

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April 8, 2009

M&Ms Premium

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 6:49 am

If he could still get them, these are the M&Ms Bernie Madoff would eat.

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April 4, 2009

Teen Spirit Scented Deodorant

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell?, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 12:57 pm

New meaning to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Stylish and Hip. No wonder Kurt got so down.

Next to come, “Crusty Old Man” scent.

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