A limited-time offer.
Socks? So over them. Stocks are in. It’s like enhanced interrogation for the feet. And the little piggies feel so good when they get out.
Mark this momentous occasion in our nation’s history with a cheesy piece of crap. Despite our greatest hopes, some things will never change.
As Patrick Fitzgerald put it, “Lincoln would turn over in his grave.” Or go water skiing. Or skydiving. Or ride a Harley.
Perfect for seniors who:
Coming soon: “Kick me, I’m old” T-shirt.
Special thanks to an anonymous Reading with Scissors fan for contributing this.
Manitoba considers “bear-spray control,” because bear spray is being used in robberies and other crimes. But here in the United States, we know that bear spray doesn’t rob people, people rob people. To ward off attacks on our freedoms that creep down from up north, the NRA quickly mobilizes to form a splinter advocacy group: The NBA (National Bearspray Association).