There are those certain women who exude confidence and beauty. The ones who walk into a room and all eyes are drawn to. Like a train wreck. Like, say, Joan Rivers. Or Donatella Versace. (And it’s not just for women!) They love the skin they’re in. Even if it’s not, precisely speaking, their skin.
So skip the therapy, don’t examine the underlying values. Get a nip, tuck, or a boob job, and get some new skin to be in. Then get a big, wide, weird belt, cinch it up and you’re golden. And don’t forget preventive maintenance.
Why are these people smiling? Because they’re eager to serve. You. Or your spouse. With papers.
“Son, we didn’t come all the way to Alaska to see Denali National. We’re here to touch the pipeline!”
The Barcalounger for Trekkies. For only $2,700, you get a full size replica. Of a prop.
And yes, people are buying them.
This ad appeared in the March, 2009 issue of Rider Magazine, and just arrived on newsstands. This raises questions:
1. Are bikers slow on the draw for the holidays, or the ultimate earlybirds?
2. Do bikers share a weird ceramic Christmas tree jones with Boston Terrier lovers and Cub fans?
3. If a biker could only have one, would it be this tree or this snowman?
Also–note to The Bradford Editions: Enough with the “It Lights Up!” stuff.