Reading with Scissors

May 24, 2009

Artificial Knee Shopping

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — readingwithscissors @ 1:07 pm

Sure, you want it. Your friends will envy the way you bend and rotate. But be patient. It’ll go on sale.

Over 1 million sold implanted…golden arches…drive-thru knee replacement…that’s the ticket!

artificialkneead

May 17, 2009

Significant Stooge

Filed under: Uncommon Obituaries — readingwithscissors @ 5:21 pm

Curly Joe DeRita didn’t need no stinkin’ popularity. But he was significant.

Curlyobit

May 13, 2009

Camouflage Personal Groomer

Because camouflaged outdoorsmen like to look good, too.

camogroomer

May 10, 2009

How to live 200 years

Yeah, the herbs probably helped, but the post-it nails it. Woulda’ been nice if he’d used a condom or two along the way.

200yearoldman2

May 7, 2009

Bedtime Disturbance

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 5:22 pm

Cause for insomnia.

bedtimedisturbance

May 3, 2009

Yo-Yo Ma, Eat Your Heart Out

Federico Urian, performance artist. If there were a yo-yo hall of fame, this man would be the first inducted. Worth the read.

yoyo1

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