Artificial Knee Shopping

Sure, you want it. Your friends will envy the way you bend and rotate. But be patient. It’ll go on sale.

Over 1 million sold implanted…golden arches…drive-thru knee replacement…that’s the ticket!

Significant Stooge

Curly Joe DeRita didn’t need no stinkin’ popularity. But he was significant.

Camouflage Personal Groomer

Because camouflaged outdoorsmen like to look good, too.

How to live 200 years

Yeah, the herbs probably helped, but the post-it nails it. Woulda’ been nice if he’d used a condom or two along the way.

Bedtime Disturbance

Cause for insomnia.

Yo-Yo Ma, Eat Your Heart Out

Federico Urian, performance artist. If there were a yo-yo hall of fame, this man would be the first inducted. Worth the read.