Reading with Scissors

November 30, 2008

Thomas Kinkade’s Nightmare before Christmas

It’s a Kinkade mashup. On LSD. Did the snowman eat the villagers? Only one per customer.

But wait, a wild biker gang has invaded the village!

kinkeadechristmas

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November 24, 2008

Classic Gouda-style cheese…

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:31 pm

…with classic Gouda-type flavor and Velveeta-like texture. Have it, like, with cracker-like crackers. 

goudastyle

November 19, 2008

Big John: The Biggest, Baddest Toilet Seat in the World

1,200 lb. capacity. Largest seat in the world. Made in America. 

Umm, where else would it be made?

A selection from the “Living XL” catalog. 

bigjohn2

November 17, 2008

Financial crisis be damned…

Filed under: Holy Moley — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 2:38 pm

I got checks from God. 


godchecks

November 12, 2008

Cat. Party. Mix.

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:18 pm

Who knew cats could be so uptight? Thankfully, we have feline party mix to break the ice.

catparty

November 9, 2008

When “living large” just isn’t enough…

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, What's wrong with this picture?, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , — readingwithscissors @ 1:07 am

…it’s time to start “LivingXL.” And this catalog has what it takes to live extra large. Check back for selected items from our catalog. And make no little plans.

livingxl

November 3, 2008

Circular Twinkies

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 2:35 pm

Twinkie Bites

From the Hostess Web site, the Bites rollout image

From the Hostess Web site, the Bites rollout image

 

Only 100 calories, newsworthy (even on Nov. 3, election eve), and just wrong. Like tubular bagels.

Perhaps a low-calorie version of the Twinkie Cookbook on the way?

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