Reading with Scissors

March 30, 2010

Spam-a-palooza

Filed under: Destinations — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:12 am

Interactive meat. Monty Python’s Spam skit recreated. Restrooms! In Austin, MN. What a country!

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March 28, 2010

Pet butt pasties

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture?, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 3:10 pm

This an actual product. Called Rear Gear. The slogan is “No More Mr. Brown Eye.” Comes in other designs, including disco ball and smiley face. (Thanks to Karen Schwarz Graham Long for virtually scissoring and submitting this.)

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March 25, 2010

Help wadded: Fidadcial Services Officers

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:35 am

Send resume to Humad Resources Director at Udited.

Thanks to Jacqueline Houtman, who scissored and submitted this one.

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March 23, 2010

M&M ear buds

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:20 am

Somewhere, in an emergency room, a child waits to have M&Ms removed from his ears. And another waits to have her headphones pumped from her stomach.

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March 18, 2010

Mac and cheese crackers

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:39 am

Small print: “Preferred over Cheez-it Original among those expressing a preference.”

March 17, 2010

On St. Patrick’s Day, drink responsibly

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 12:19 am

17 drinks of booze on the wall, 17 drinks of booze…

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March 15, 2010

We lik-y the smok-y

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 1:47 pm

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March 11, 2010

Fiber: Everywhere, all the time

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 1:50 pm

Please welcome cottage cheese to the prolific Fiber One family.

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March 10, 2010

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:56 am

This is only half of a two-page advertorial. And that’s not Harrison Ford shaking hands or Kelly McGillis in the background.

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March 8, 2010

The great plastic sandwich on a pedestal robbery

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 2:31 pm

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