Reading with Scissors

June 28, 2010

Scents–get it?

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell? — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:43 am

Common sense says somebody’s gonna’ eat these things.

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June 26, 2010

Wait’ll next Christmas

Filed under: Collectibles — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:50 am

2010 ornament to feature D-Lee and Big Z. The more things change, the more they don’t.

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June 25, 2010

Artificial sweetener meets the laxative

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:20 am

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June 23, 2010

Green Acres, we aren’t there

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:57 am

But it is made with Real milk. Butter made with milk. Imagine.

Moo.

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June 21, 2010

Now you can have one of those annoying automatic soap dispensers at home

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:36 am

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June 17, 2010

And six too many

Filed under: Collectibles, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:04 am

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June 14, 2010

Whatever you do, don’t cook

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Come to our restaurant to experience authentic, home-cooked food. Or, buy our delicious home-cooked food at the frozen foods section at your grocery story, bring it home, and experience food that tastes very much like the food at the restaurant, which is like the food you could make at home.

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June 7, 2010

Sit! Fetch! Eat your vegetables!

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , — readingwithscissors @ 12:07 pm

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June 2, 2010

Food go down

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:43 am

Don’t even think about using the graphic: That stomach with the yellow arrow is trademarked.

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