Above olive the rest. Apparently olive oil is the oat bran of 2009.
If the mayo’s not enough. Pretty sure this is not what the Mediterranean diet is all about.
All we could come up with is “Woman in capri pants and heels uses chainsaw on giant chicken breast on giant barbecue.”
Got something better? Haiku maybe? Put your caption in comments, we need your help.
Wonder if the technology could be combined with this….
The problem is once you turn it off, you can’t find it. But makes a great set with camouflage hair trimmers.