Reading with Scissors

October 29, 2009

Olive oil mayo

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 5:07 pm

Above olive the rest. Apparently olive oil is the oat bran of 2009.

oliveoilmayo

Olive oil butter

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 5:05 pm

If the mayo’s not enough. Pretty sure this is not what the Mediterranean diet is all about.

oliveoilbutter

October 28, 2009

You write the caption. Please.

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:38 am

All we could come up with is “Woman in capri pants and heels uses chainsaw on giant chicken breast on giant barbecue.”

Got something better? Haiku maybe? Put your caption in comments, we need your help.

chainsawchicken

October 27, 2009

It’s a vibrator. It’s mascara.

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 6:52 am

It’s both.

mascara

October 26, 2009

Cuckoo for Elvis

Filed under: Collectibles — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:36 am

Elvis leaves the building. Every hour on the hour.

elviscuckoo

October 25, 2009

Technology meets smelly people

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell? — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:13 am

Wonder if the technology could be combined with this….

motionairfreshener

October 24, 2009

Crayon drinks

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — readingwithscissors @ 7:08 am

Play-Doh ice cream coming soon.

crayons

October 23, 2009

Get hammered, but behave

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:12 am

pepelopezbigbucket

October 21, 2009

Camouflage spotlight

The problem is once you turn it off, you can’t find it. But makes a great set with camouflage hair trimmers.

camospotlight

October 18, 2009

Virtual pantyhose

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 2:04 pm

sprayonpantyhose

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