Reading with Scissors

April 25, 2011

The perfect royal wedding gift

Add this for the perfect complement.

February 9, 2011

First round. Draft. Pick. Get it?

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January 15, 2011

Incongruous camo

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He just doesn’t seem like a camouflage guy.

June 14, 2010

Whatever you do, don’t cook

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Come to our restaurant to experience authentic, home-cooked food. Or, buy our delicious home-cooked food at the frozen foods section at your grocery story, bring it home, and experience food that tastes very much like the food at the restaurant, which is like the food you could make at home.

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April 20, 2010

Please don’t bake the lip balm

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Also avoid eating the ear buds.

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March 23, 2010

M&M ear buds

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Somewhere, in an emergency room, a child waits to have M&Ms removed from his ears. And another waits to have her headphones pumped from her stomach.

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March 2, 2010

Wacky senior hat, part deux

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How do you make a dumb classic product even dumber better? Add a new slogan!

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March 1, 2010

Tenzing Norgay would not have approved

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February 26, 2010

Obama House Key

Thus far blank.

December 18, 2009

Unusual Chanukah suggestion

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Might not be kosher, but at least it doesn’t require this.

(Scissored and submitted by Dana Ellenby-Bergeron, friend of RWS, who got it via email, from someone who probably got it from here, where the photographer is identified as Robert McKee. Whew.)

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