Reading with Scissors

July 31, 2009

Doggy t-shirts

Really, the dog should get an “I’m with stupid” t-shirt.

dogtshirts

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July 28, 2009

Dr. Frankenstein’s junk food

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:46 am

Let’s see…it’s a cracker, shaped like a pretzel, named for a faux potato chip that…tastes like pizza!

Brilliant!pringlespizza

July 21, 2009

Homeland Security slippers

Paper slippers at airport security. Just another reason to hate Osama Bin Laden.

securityslippers

July 12, 2009

Cozy Toes

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — readingwithscissors @ 10:49 am

Guaranteed to remove painful arrows and replace with soothing sparkles.

cozytoes

July 8, 2009

Poop paraphernalia

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 4:17 pm

As Crash Davis said during a meeting on the pitcher’s mound in Bull Durham, “We’re dealing with a lot of shit.”

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July 5, 2009

Righteous Vodka

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:24 pm

Get hammered, organically.

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