Reading with Scissors

February 24, 2008

Performance-Enhancing Slippers (PES)

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:00 pm

 Roger Clemens ordered a pair of these, but they were for his wife.

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February 22, 2008

If You Can’t Stand that Awful Fishy Smell

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell? — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:07 pm

 Quick, close the door! Those actual ocean breezes are nauseating.

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February 17, 2008

Crisco Olive Oil

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 1:12 am

…meanwhile in Italy, olive oil producers launch a revolutionary new product :  vegetable shortening. 

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February 16, 2008

WWJD? MBA

Filed under: Holy Moley — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:12 am

Come the rapture, no MBA left behind. Where to start? The ultimate in distance learning. Specializing in exit strategies and mission statements. Really “Built to Last.”

They had me at free laptop. (Advertisement in Newsweek, Oct. 8, 2007)

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