Reading with Scissors

December 31, 2009

Whole-body vibrator

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 7:18 am

Exercise without exercising! This is the modern version of this.

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December 28, 2009

Fresh air without the fresh air

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell? — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:06 am

December 23, 2009

As Botticelli turns in his grave…

Elegant and understated: The perfect $39,900 gift for your slave. (From Collection, The Buyer’s Guide from the Publishers of Robb Report)

December 22, 2009

A Taser family Christmas

“Dad, I want the metallic pink one to match my iPod!”

December 21, 2009

This Holiday Season, avoid gift-wrapping tragedy

Combine with this for an OSHA-approved Christmas.

December 18, 2009

As Seen at Walgreens

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture?, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 11:40 pm

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Unusual Chanukah suggestion

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:50 am

Might not be kosher, but at least it doesn’t require this.

(Scissored and submitted by Dana Ellenby-Bergeron, friend of RWS, who got it via email, from someone who probably got it from here, where the photographer is identified as Robert McKee. Whew.)

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December 17, 2009

Addams Family Christmas: Coffin Couch

“Makes a unique statement. And it’s ‘green’, too?” How can it be unused and recycled?

A “unique stocking stuffer” indeed. (From Collection, The Buyer’s Guide from the Publishers of Robb Report)

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December 15, 2009

This Christmas, give a horse with a mullet.

So weird, the bad quotation marks almost get lost. (From Collection, The Buyer’s Guide from the Publishers of Robb Report)

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December 14, 2009

There’s a Tiger joke here somewhere…

…or maybe not. Tiger has 99 problems but his feet aren’t one. (Scissored and submitted by Nancy Bollero, friend of RWS.)

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