Reading with Scissors

February 27, 2010

Podiadontics

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 12:17 pm

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February 26, 2010

Obama House Key

Thus far blank.

February 25, 2010

Can you hear me now?

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:29 am

(A.P. that photo appeared in the The Wall Street Journal)

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February 23, 2010

I know cow porn when I see it

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:43 am

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February 21, 2010

Packaging orgy

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:42 am

Individually wrapped artificial sweeteners, sugar, and non-dairy powdered cream in a plastic bag, all lodged in styrofoam cups that have been sealed in plastic wrap. That’s livin’.

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February 19, 2010

Intravenous sedation dentistry

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:50 am

Concentrate on the breath and say “nitrous.”

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February 17, 2010

Be the owl. Be the frog. Or maybe not.

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:03 am

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February 15, 2010

What’s more cowbell worth to you?

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 1:20 pm

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February 14, 2010

We heart vibrating condoms

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:52 am

For the kind of man whose girlfriend uses this.

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February 12, 2010

Valentine’s Day. Or bust.

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:21 am

Thanks, but we’ll take the diamonds. (Scissored, titled and submitted by Karen Schwarz Graham Long. Thanks Karen!)

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