(A.P. that photo appeared in the The Wall Street Journal)
Individually wrapped artificial sweeteners, sugar, and non-dairy powdered cream in a plastic bag, all lodged in styrofoam cups that have been sealed in plastic wrap. That’s livin’.
Concentrate on the breath and say “nitrous.”
Thanks, but we’ll take the diamonds. (Scissored, titled and submitted by Karen Schwarz Graham Long. Thanks Karen!)