Reading with Scissors

March 30, 2009

Plastic surgery crossword puzzle–vote for your favorite!

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 5:46 pm

This ain’t no New York Times Sunday crossword. As if getting rid of a turkey gobbler wasn’t enough incentive: cocaine. And they misspelled buttocks (buttucks). (From One Magazine, Denver).

Vote Now for Your Favorite Plastic Surgery Crossword Clue and Answer!

cosmetic surgery crossword puzzle

cosmetic surgery crossword puzzle

March 24, 2009

Salad Spritzers Math

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:59 pm

Spray salad dressing is already wrong. This is wronger.


March 17, 2009

NASCAR Air Freshener

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell? — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 6:48 am

I love the smell of NASCAR in the morning. It smells like…victory. And burning rubber and  burnt fuel.


March 14, 2009

Gummy Vitamins for Adults

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — readingwithscissors @ 5:34 pm

For the kind of grownups that still need their blankey, Gummy Vitamins for Adults. Even with fiber. Oy. (Our thanks to a loyal Reading with Scissors fan for submitting this.)


March 10, 2009

What is it about yoga?

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 7:21 pm

“Say goodbye to sun salutations!” And say hello to hanging upside down like a side of beef. Guess it beats toilet yoga, though.


March 8, 2009

Cheesy Marketing: The universal language

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 7:08 pm

A picture’s worth 1,000 words in any language. Would you buy a ShamWow or Snuggie from this man?


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