Reading with Scissors

March 30, 2009

Plastic surgery crossword puzzle–vote for your favorite!

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 5:46 pm

This ain’t no New York Times Sunday crossword. As if getting rid of a turkey gobbler wasn’t enough incentive: cocaine. And they misspelled buttocks (buttucks). (From One Magazine, Denver).

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Vote Now for Your Favorite Plastic Surgery Crossword Clue and Answer!

cosmetic surgery crossword puzzle

cosmetic surgery crossword puzzle

March 24, 2009

Salad Spritzers Math

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:59 pm

Spray salad dressing is already wrong. This is wronger.

spraydressing1

March 17, 2009

NASCAR Air Freshener

Filed under: Do you smell what I smell? — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 6:48 am

I love the smell of NASCAR in the morning. It smells like…victory. And burning rubber and  burnt fuel.

nascarair

March 14, 2009

Gummy Vitamins for Adults

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — readingwithscissors @ 5:34 pm

For the kind of grownups that still need their blankey, Gummy Vitamins for Adults. Even with fiber. Oy. (Our thanks to a loyal Reading with Scissors fan for submitting this.)

adultgummyvitamins

March 10, 2009

What is it about yoga?

Filed under: What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 7:21 pm

“Say goodbye to sun salutations!” And say hello to hanging upside down like a side of beef. Guess it beats toilet yoga, though.

upsidedownyoga

March 8, 2009

Cheesy Marketing: The universal language

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 7:08 pm

A picture’s worth 1,000 words in any language. Would you buy a ShamWow or Snuggie from this man?

universalmarketing1

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