Reading with Scissors

November 19, 2008

Big John: The Biggest, Baddest Toilet Seat in the World

1,200 lb. capacity. Largest seat in the world. Made in America. 

Umm, where else would it be made?

A selection from the “Living XL” catalog. 


October 13, 2008


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Before there were mortgage-backed securities, Viagra, the Internet or smart phones, there was PEZ.


April 10, 2008

Danica’s Twinkie Fantasy: Twinkies as an Ingredient

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Before she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, Danica Patrick did Twinkie endorsements. No Ho Ho jokes.

November 22, 2007

Bathroom yoga

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Flush and say Om.
(Coupon in Sunday newspaper)


September 24, 2007

God’s Miracle Box

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If one’s not enough, you can get five for $49.98. That’s under $50.

(A Sunday paper insert)

September 15, 2007

Similar to as Seen on TV

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In honor of summer and fresh produce and farmers’ markets, here’s the first RWS entry, and still a favorite:

Leveraging the other guy’s advertising dollar
in the cut-throat
tomato tree business.

(Clipped from the back of a crossword puzzle book)



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