Lubricate your cartilage and get out the wheelbarrow!
One day he takes the stuff and pushes her around, the next day she does NutraJoint and carts him around.
April 11, 2008
April 10, 2008
Danica’s Twinkie Fantasy: Twinkies as an Ingredient
Before she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, Danica Patrick did Twinkie endorsements. No Ho Ho jokes.
March 16, 2008
S’Mores Toaster Strudel
Why bother with campfires, graham crackers and marshmallows. Gather ’round the toaster!
And feel good about it: 33% less sugar than Pop Tarts. Add a Diet Coke and you’ve got yourself a breakfast to feel good about.
February 24, 2008
Performance-Enhancing Slippers (PES)
Roger Clemens ordered a pair of these, but they were for his wife.
February 22, 2008
If You Can’t Stand that Awful Fishy Smell
Quick, close the door! Those actual ocean breezes are nauseating.
February 17, 2008
Crisco Olive Oil
…meanwhile in Italy, olive oil producers launch a revolutionary new product : vegetable shortening.
February 16, 2008
WWJD? MBA
Come the rapture, no MBA left behind. Where to start? The ultimate in distance learning. Specializing in exit strategies and mission statements. Really “Built to Last.”
They had me at free laptop. (Advertisement in Newsweek, Oct. 8, 2007)
January 21, 2008
New frontiers in preventive medicine
An ounce or two of prevention…. Play along and forget the part where she could have not gotten implants in the first place. (Ad in Orange Coast magazine, November 2005)
December 18, 2007
A nose to be proud of: $9.97
OK, the “Before” and “After” is a little subtle. But you can’t beat the price.
Animatronic Elvis, Comeback Era
Press “Alive” and he comes to life. Press “Monologue” and he’ll tell you a story. Press “Song” and he’ll sing. Press “Sing Along” to sing a duet with him.
No mention of a button that makes it actually look like Elvis. But maybe animatronic hips are on the way. (From the Sharper Image catalog.)
