In memory of Billy Mays and all things “As Seen on TV”, an oldie but a goodie from Reading with Scissors.
Leveraging the other guy’s advertising dollar
in the cut-throat tomato tree business.
(Clipped from the back of a crossword puzzle book)
September 15, 2007
Similar to as Seen on TV
June 28, 2009
June 21, 2009
June 16, 2009
Magnetic knees
Perhaps not to be used with this. It says they’ve been used by the Chinese for centuries. By this guy?
June 7, 2009
Resurrection plant is unkillable
Out of the box it looks like shredded wheat and strawberries. Add water and it becomes the resurrection plant. Designed to survive the apocalypse. A clue is that “coming back to life” is in “quotes.”
June 1, 2009
Inflatable outdoor home theater
It’s like the drive-in experience. Except you don’t drive in. And you supply your own projector. And you need a pump.
May 24, 2009
Artificial Knee Shopping
Sure, you want it. Your friends will envy the way you bend and rotate. But be patient. It’ll go on sale.
Over 1 million sold implanted…golden arches…drive-thru knee replacement…that’s the ticket!
May 17, 2009
Significant Stooge
Curly Joe DeRita didn’t need no stinkin’ popularity. But he was significant.
May 13, 2009
May 10, 2009
How to live 200 years
Yeah, the herbs probably helped, but the post-it nails it. Woulda’ been nice if he’d used a condom or two along the way.
