Efficient Holiday Decorating

Two actual homes in Urbana, Ill. Thanks to Nancy Bollero for the photo.

Me. Everywhere. All the time.

Because, you know, my life’s so interesting.

You’ll have less chocolate and you’ll LIKE it!

Furniture hunting

Those eyes! Those lips…

Thanks to Terry for this one. We won’t ask how he found it.

Steroidal lawn ornaments

 

 

Where to begin?

You know, because bald people look funny

GunNews

Speaking as a Chicagoan, here’s hoping readers of this publication heed the advice.

Popular with pretend animal lovers

Eggo-mania