Reading with Scissors

December 3, 2009

Swiss Army dog leash

Filed under: You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:07 am

Sorry, couldn’t get the whole dog (who somehow managed to wander in that woman’s bedroom) in the scan–but you get the picture. If you used it this with these, you could light up the whole neighborhood and never step in it again.

December 1, 2009

This Christmas, help him lose the hair shirt

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 12:16 pm

Get itchy just thinking about it.

November 30, 2009

Who hasn’t been there?

Perfect gift for the fighter pilot who has everything.
(Scissored and submitted by Terry Long, Friend of RWS. Thanks Terry!)

November 23, 2009

A Thanksgiving tradition…

Every year it’s the same. Grandma pulls the stuffing cage out of the turkey’s butt and the feast begins! But don’t try it on anything less than 14 lbs., please. (From a Bed Bath & Beyond flier–now we know what they mean by Beyond.)
Scissored and submitted by Nancy Beskin, Friend of RWS. Thanks Nancy!

November 19, 2009

Also known as Alka-Seltzer

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:12 am

November 18, 2009

Diamonds are forever…

Filed under: Collectibles, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 9:21 am

…but Tweety, not so much.

November 17, 2009

Truck antlers and hitch critters

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:25 am

Doesn’t get any better than this.

November 16, 2009

Washer Washer

They had to make up a word to name it. #1 recommended washer cleaner. What’s number 2?

washwash

November 13, 2009

Sisterhood of the flush

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids, Uncategorized — Tags: , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:28 am

lax

November 12, 2009

The evolution of the Ziploc

I don’t buy this. God created Ziplocs. But check out the Wide World of Ziploc.

ziploc

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