Press “Alive” and he comes to life. Press “Monologue” and he’ll tell you a story. Press “Song” and he’ll sing. Press “Sing Along” to sing a duet with him.
No mention of a button that makes it actually look like Elvis. But maybe animatronic hips are on the way. (From the Sharper Image catalog.)

There are probably still more weird surrealistic porcelain Christmas trees out there. But we’ll leave it at this. And this and this.

Two dozen Boston Terriers + hot dog garland + 60 lights + 13-1/2″ of porcelain = one really artificial tree
Don’t like Boston Terriers? No problem. Don’t like dogs? Try this.

Except maybe a heat pump.
(Ad in Illinois Alumni Magazine.)

(Actual tea bag. Please read directions.)

Flush and say Om.
(Coupon in Sunday newspaper)

Not only is the “cap closet” portable, it’s also a “clear, see-thru” design.
(Sunday newspaper insert)
