Reading with Scissors

Creepy dolls superstore

readingwithscissors — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:12:44 +0000

From the same people who brought you these creepy dolls. And these. Add Mrs. Beasley. Hanna Montana. Delilah Noir. Sassy. Edgy. And just plain creepy. (This one thanks to a RWS fan who wishes to remain anonymous. Remember, we love your RWS contributions.)

Creme de la crap

readingwithscissors — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:33:38 +0000

Indulge us: New and improved…packaging. At least they’re being honest. Sort of. Asterisk says: *judged best-tasting overall for indulgent yogurt among major national competitors

Works for bone loss but…

readingwithscissors — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:40:31 +0000

…can’t cure headlessness. Wonder if it’s the same ad people who worked on this.

Headless jewelry holders

readingwithscissors — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:53:33 +0000

For some reason, this seems wrong. Maybe it’s the resemblance to this. Looks better with everything attached.

Cheep resume writing service

readingwithscissors — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:53:50 +0000

I love the smell of raw anabolic testosterone in the morning.

readingwithscissors — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:10:42 +0000

Smells like … victory.

20-inch John Hancock lamp

readingwithscissors — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:20:25 +0000

With a lamp like this, why bother riding the elevator to the top? (It’s very important that you understand that the actual lamp is 20 INCHES TALL! And that strong demand is expected.)

Down at the cranberry oatmeal bog

readingwithscissors — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:28:37 +0000

Names are Darryl and Darryl.

Olive oil mayo

readingwithscissors — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:07:38 +0000

Above olive the rest. Apparently olive oil is the oat bran of 2009.

Olive oil butter

readingwithscissors — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:05:17 +0000

If the mayo’s not enough. Pretty sure this is not what the Mediterranean diet is all about.