Press “Alive” and he comes to life. Press “Monologue” and he’ll tell you a story. Press “Song” and he’ll sing. Press “Sing Along” to sing a duet with him.
No mention of a button that makes it actually look like Elvis. But maybe animatronic hips are on the way. (From the Sharper Image catalog.)
Except maybe a heat pump.
(Ad in Illinois Alumni Magazine.)
Except maybe a remote control.
(Sunday newspaper insert)
Not only is the “cap closet” portable, it’s also a “clear, see-thru” design.
(Sunday newspaper insert)
Leveraging the other guy’s advertising dollar
in the cut-throat tomato tree business
(Clipped from the back of a crossword puzzle book)
