Reading with Scissors

April 11, 2008

Lubricate your cartilage and get out the wheelbarrow!

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One day he takes the stuff and pushes her around, the next day she does NutraJoint and carts him around.

January 21, 2008

New frontiers in preventive medicine

An ounce or two of prevention…. Play along and forget the part where she could have not gotten implants in the first place. (Ad in Orange Coast magazine, November 2005

New frontiers in preventive medicine 

December 18, 2007

Animatronic Elvis, Comeback Era

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Press “Alive” and he comes to life. Press “Monologue” and he’ll tell you a story. Press “Song” and he’ll sing. Press “Sing Along” to sing a duet with him.

No mention of a button that makes it actually look like Elvis. But maybe animatronic hips are on the way. (From the Sharper Image catalog.)

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November 22, 2007

Lost in translation

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(Actual tea bag. Please read directions.)

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Bathroom yoga

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 Flush and say Om.
(Coupon in Sunday newspaper)

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