The evolution of the Ziploc

I don’t buy this. God created Ziplocs. But check out the Wide World of Ziploc.

Creepy dolls superstore

From the same people who brought you these creepy dolls. And these. Add Mrs. Beasley. Hanna Montana. Delilah Noir. Sassy. Edgy. And just plain creepy. (This one thanks to a RWS fan who wishes to remain anonymous. Remember, we love your RWS contributions.)

Creme de la crap

Indulge us: New and improved…packaging. At least they’re being honest. Sort of. Asterisk says: *judged best-tasting overall for indulgent yogurt among major national competitors

Headless jewelry holders

For some reason, this seems wrong. Maybe it’s the resemblance to this. Looks better with everything attached.

Cheep resume writing service

I love the smell of raw anabolic testosterone in the morning.

Smells like … victory.

You write the caption. Please.

All we could come up with is “Woman in capri pants and heels uses chainsaw on giant chicken breast on giant barbecue.”

Got something better? Haiku maybe? Put your caption in comments, we need your help.

It’s a vibrator. It’s mascara.

It’s both.

Get hammered, but behave

Camouflage spotlight

The problem is once you turn it off, you can’t find it. But makes a great set with camouflage hair trimmers.