Boston Terriers, pick-a-breed, and the Cubs

There are probably still more weird surrealistic porcelain Christmas trees out there. But we’ll leave it at this. And this and this.

Law & Order: Designer Label Unit

Conspicuous consumption meets covetous car-burglar. At least the thief didn’t take the Hummer. (From the Barrington, Ill., Courier-Review Police Blotter, Aug. 25, 2005)

Scarier than a billy goat, creepier than Bartman

No more waiting, “next year” is here. Maybe this would work better.

(A Sunday newspaper insert, 2004.)