The perfect royal wedding gift

Add this for the perfect complement.

First round. Draft. Pick. Get it?

Incongruous camo

He just doesn’t seem like a camouflage guy.

Whatever you do, don’t cook

Come to our restaurant to experience authentic, home-cooked food. Or, buy our delicious home-cooked food at the frozen foods section at your grocery story, bring it home, and experience food that tastes very much like the food at the restaurant, which is like the food you could make at home.

Please don’t bake the lip balm

Also avoid eating the ear buds.

M&M ear buds

Somewhere, in an emergency room, a child waits to have M&Ms removed from his ears. And another waits to have her headphones pumped from her stomach.

Wacky senior hat, part deux

How do you make a dumb classic product even dumber better? Add a new slogan!

Tenzing Norgay would not have approved

Obama House Key

Thus far blank.

Unusual Chanukah suggestion

Might not be kosher, but at least it doesn’t require this.

(Scissored and submitted by Dana Ellenby-Bergeron, friend of RWS, who got it via email, from someone who probably got it from here, where the photographer is identified as Robert McKee. Whew.)