Speaking as a Chicagoan, here’s hoping readers of this publication heed the advice.
August 17, 2011
November 9, 2010
October 18, 2010
April 15, 2010
January 17, 2010
July 21, 2009
Homeland Security slippers
Paper slippers at airport security. Just another reason to hate Osama Bin Laden.
May 10, 2009
How to live 200 years
Yeah, the herbs probably helped, but the post-it nails it. Woulda’ been nice if he’d used a condom or two along the way.
April 25, 2009
Mr. Twinkie’s House
Mr. Dewar could never have known, living in his Oak Park bungalow, the significance of his invention. If only Mr. Twinkie had married Mrs. Slinky, she could have hyphenated her name to Slinky-Twinkie.
January 29, 2009
January 14, 2009
The passing of the Slinky mogul
We lost a lot of giants in 2008. Paul Newman played with race cars but thanks to Ms. James, the rest of us had the Slinky. Toy magnates lead the most interesting lives.
