Steroidal lawn ornaments

 

 

Where to begin?

The very best kind of lights

Hermetically sealed household

Seems like you’d need one, the other, but not both of these. Then again, you can never have enough clear plastic.

Dante’s Hearth & Home Shop

Nuclear tree service

Beware sleeper cells in your sink

This soil is like…soil.

Includes starter and plant food, just like the real stuff.

Robocop repair guy

The few. The proud. The Wirenuts.