This ad appeared in the March, 2009 issue of Rider Magazine, and just arrived on newsstands. This raises questions:
1. Are bikers slow on the draw for the holidays, or the ultimate earlybirds?
2. Do bikers share a weird ceramic Christmas tree jones with Boston Terrier lovers and Cub fans?
3. If a biker could only have one, would it be this tree or this snowman?
Also–note to The Bradford Editions: Enough with the “It Lights Up!” stuff.
The perfect match for the turkey hypodermic needle. Inject Tony Cachere into turkey according to instructions.
New meaning to the term “turkey shoot.” Nothing says holiday family get-together like shooting up a turkey. Wondering what to inject? Got that covered.
Hey wait a minute, something smells and it ain’t burnin’ rubber! The Kinkade mashup snowman seems a lot less special right now.
Whoa! The label on this roll of wrapping paper says the paper is RECYCLABLE! What is it, made of switchgrass or bamboo or something? Way cool.
Never forget what Christmas is about: Glitzy, glamorous, resin figures on polymer ornaments. And “The Seven Year Itch.” And “Some Like It Hot.” And after you hang Marilyn from your tree, put Animatronic Elvis under it.
From the same people who brought us plastic glasses? Battery operated, adjustable fragrance, and it has its own Web site.
Because it’s so hard to keep track of just when Christmas is. Can also be used indoors.
As with every annual Cubs ornament, lump of coal free with purchase. You’ll enter this season in the “win” column. You’ll finish “elsewhere.”
It’s a Kinkade mashup. On LSD. Did the snowman eat the villagers?
Only one per customer. But wait, a wild biker gang has invaded the village!
