Reading with Scissors

April 11, 2008

Lubricate your cartilage and get out the wheelbarrow!

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One day he takes the stuff and pushes her around, the next day she does NutraJoint and carts him around.

February 24, 2008

Performance-Enhancing Slippers (PES)

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 Roger Clemens ordered a pair of these, but they were for his wife.

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January 21, 2008

New frontiers in preventive medicine

An ounce or two of prevention…. Play along and forget the part where she could have not gotten implants in the first place. (Ad in Orange Coast magazine, November 2005

New frontiers in preventive medicine 

December 18, 2007

A nose to be proud of: $9.97

Filed under: Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , — readingwithscissors @ 2:05 am

OK, the “Before” and “After” is a little subtle. But you can’t beat the price.

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