Sisterhood of the flush

Creme de la crap

Indulge us: New and improved…packaging. At least they’re being honest. Sort of. Asterisk says: *judged best-tasting overall for indulgent yogurt among major national competitors

Works for bone loss but…

…can’t cure headlessness. Wonder if it’s the same ad people who worked on this.

I love the smell of raw anabolic testosterone in the morning.

Smells like … victory.

Down at the cranberry oatmeal bog

Names are Darryl and Darryl.

It’s a vibrator. It’s mascara.

It’s both.

Virtual pantyhose

We used to call them vitamins

But Flavor Glides is so much more Viactiv. From ExpertsinCaring TM.

Two-for-one meditation

Oxygen extra.

Weight Watchers 2 for 1

Less is more.