Reading with Scissors

November 10, 2009

Creme de la crap

Indulge us: New and improved…packaging. At least they’re being honest. Sort of. Asterisk says: *judged best-tasting overall for indulgent yogurt among major national competitors

indulgentpackaging

November 2, 2009

Down at the cranberry oatmeal bog

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 7:28 am

Names are Darryl and Darryl.

cranberrybog

October 29, 2009

Olive oil mayo

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Olive oil butter

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If the mayo’s not enough. Pretty sure this is not what the Mediterranean diet is all about.

oliveoilbutter

October 28, 2009

You write the caption. Please.

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, What's wrong with this picture? — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:38 am

All we could come up with is “Woman in capri pants and heels uses chainsaw on giant chicken breast on giant barbecue.”

Got something better? Haiku maybe? Put your caption in comments, we need your help.

chainsawchicken

October 24, 2009

Crayon drinks

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — readingwithscissors @ 7:08 am

Play-Doh ice cream coming soon.

crayons

October 15, 2009

Pepperoni-ish and cheese-like

Filed under: Food-flavored Food — Tags: , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 8:30 am

No MSG! Taste the Magic! These look better…

pepperoni

September 17, 2009

Gourmet Snausage

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Snawesome.

snausagesinblanket

September 9, 2009

Canadian Bacon Frisbees for dogs

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, You need this. Honest. — Tags: , , , , , , — readingwithscissors @ 5:28 pm

But for the health-minded, there’s granola.

dogsnacks

September 2, 2009

James A. Dewar, Mr. Twinkie

Filed under: Food-flavored Food, Health & Beauty Aids — Tags: , , , — readingwithscissors @ 10:35 pm

His kids grew up eating them and went on to play football. I mean, who needs PEDs when there are so many ways to enjoy Twinkies?

twinkieobit

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