It’s like Burger King fries. And ketchup. Except it’s not.
May 22, 2008
April 10, 2008
Danica’s Twinkie Fantasy: Twinkies as an Ingredient
Before she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, Danica Patrick did Twinkie endorsements. No Ho Ho jokes.
March 16, 2008
S’Mores Toaster Strudel
Why bother with campfires, graham crackers and marshmallows. Gather ’round the toaster!
And feel good about it: 33% less sugar than Pop Tarts. Add a Diet Coke and you’ve got yourself a breakfast to feel good about.
February 17, 2008
Crisco Olive Oil
…meanwhile in Italy, olive oil producers launch a revolutionary new product : vegetable shortening.
November 13, 2007
Trix-flavored Yogurt
Yogurt-flavored Trix can’t be far behind. We live in a marvelous age. (Actual lid from actual Trix-flavored Yoplait container.)
November 12, 2007
Fish and (Potato) Chips
Until work is complete on the genetically modified fish that grows potato chips instead of scales, this will have to do. (Sunday newspaper insert.)
