Technology meets smelly people

Wonder if the technology could be combined with this….

Teen Spirit Scented Deodorant

New meaning to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Stylish and Hip. No wonder Kurt got so down.

Next to come, “Crusty Old Man” scent.

NASCAR Air Freshener

I love the smell of NASCAR in the morning. It smells like…victory. And burning rubber and  burnt fuel.

Flameless candle

From the same people who brought us plastic glasses? Battery operated, adjustable fragrance, and it has its own Web site.

If You Can’t Stand that Awful Fishy Smell

 Quick, close the door! Those actual ocean breezes are nauseating.

Bathroom yoga

 Flush and say Om.
(Coupon in Sunday newspaper)

It’s like a Lava Lamp for your nose

Put down that cell phone. Put on some Iron Butterfly. Kick back. Inhale.
(From a Sunday newspaper insert.)