Mr. Dewar could never have known, living in his Oak Park bungalow, the significance of his invention. If only Mr. Twinkie had married Mrs. Slinky, she could have hyphenated her name to Slinky-Twinkie.
April 25, 2009
February 18, 2009
National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
“Son, we didn’t come all the way to Alaska to see Denali National. We’re here to touch the pipeline!”
October 20, 2008
JELL-O-philia
Before there were mortgage-backed securities, Viagra, the Internet or smart phones, there was JELL-O. And God willing, there will always be.
October 13, 2008
PEZophilia
Before there were mortgage-backed securities, Viagra, the Internet or smart phones, there was PEZ.
