Not a White Christmas

A test for the new Imus.

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Boston Terriers, pick-a-breed, and the Cubs

There are probably still more weird surrealistic porcelain Christmas trees out there. But we’ll leave it at this. And this and this.

Pick-a-breed porcelain dog Christmas tree

If you had your heart set on a porcelain Christmas tree decorated with dogs, but Boston Terriers just aren’t your thing, pick your breed. Or an entirely different kind of dog.

Boston Terrier Christmas tree

Two dozen Boston Terriers + hot dog garland + 60 lights + 13-1/2″ of porcelain = one really artificial tree
Don’t like Boston Terriers? No problem. Don’t like dogs? Try this.

God’s Miracle Box

 If one’s not enough, you can get five for $49.98. That’s under $50.

(A Sunday paper insert)