Whole-body vibrator

Exercise without exercising! This is the modern version of this.

Fresh air without the fresh air

As Botticelli turns in his grave…

Elegant and understated: The perfect $39,900 gift for your slave. (From Collection, The Buyer’s Guide from the Publishers of Robb Report)

A Taser family Christmas

“Dad, I want the metallic pink one to match my iPod!”

This Holiday Season, avoid gift-wrapping tragedy

Combine with this for an OSHA-approved Christmas.

As Seen at Walgreens

Unusual Chanukah suggestion

Might not be kosher, but at least it doesn’t require this.

(Scissored and submitted by Dana Ellenby-Bergeron, friend of RWS, who got it via email, from someone who probably got it from here, where the photographer is identified as Robert McKee. Whew.)

Addams Family Christmas: Coffin Couch

“Makes a unique statement. And it’s ‘green’, too?” How can it be unused and recycled?

A “unique stocking stuffer” indeed. (From Collection, The Buyer’s Guide from the Publishers of Robb Report)

This Christmas, give a horse with a mullet.

So weird, the bad quotation marks almost get lost. (From Collection, The Buyer’s Guide from the Publishers of Robb Report)

There’s a Tiger joke here somewhere…

…or maybe not. Tiger has 99 problems but his feet aren’t one. (Scissored and submitted by Nancy Bollero, friend of RWS.)