Mr. Twinkie’s House

Mr. Dewar could never have known, living in his Oak Park bungalow, the significance of his invention. If only Mr. Twinkie had married Mrs. Slinky, she could have hyphenated her name to Slinky-Twinkie.

Sand Castle Bundt Cake Pan

The beach is nice. Cake is nice. Sand is nice. Sugar is nice. Now you can have it all.

Shotgun-shell thermos. And humidor.

Trekkies have their chair. Gun lovers have this stuff: shotgun-shell thermoses and humidors. (From the King Ranch Saddle Shop catalog, Kingsville, TX–where else?)

Mott’s Apple-Flavored Apple Sauce

First we take apple sauce. Then we add Granny Smith puree concentrate. Whaddya’ suppose Granny Smith puree concentrate is, exactly?

M&Ms Premium

If he could still get them, these are the M&Ms Bernie Madoff would eat.

Teen Spirit Scented Deodorant

New meaning to “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Stylish and Hip. No wonder Kurt got so down.

Next to come, “Crusty Old Man” scent.